Ummm Another Open Letter To The Universe…
Yo Uni,
Wat up? So now that I know I can reach you this way… thanks for the flirty guys… but maybe I need to be a little more specific about the type of love I’m looking for you to set me up with. Okay first he must have GOOD teeth. And the ability for me to understand what he is saying would be much obliged. I must find him humorous, and hot. He must be kind and good with people. Smart, responsible, and trustworthy… oh and he must have skills (you know what I mean)… I think that’s all… for now at least.
-Peace Out… Me