I Can't Even Give It Away...

No one I like wants to sleep with me. Its that time of the month... no I'm not on my period... I'm in heat (that's how Roz puts it). That just sounds so dirty to me. Lets call it a moment of weakness. Yes I'm having a moment of weakness. I'll be over in a week (or whenever my period does get here). I have this part of being a girl. You're extremely horney (and leak, but in a good way) for a week then you're extremely bitchy (and yes still leaking, but in a messy way) for the next week. The rest of the month you either starve yourself or you're too busy stuffing your face (YES all the while leaking from your eyes). But I was very direct this time... no buying a boy an XBox 360 in hopes that he'll sleep with me. This time I called him and told him if he wanted it he could have it. Boys suck, and usually this boy sucks in a good way (yeah I know Clayton you’ve already heard all about it) but now he just sucks in a bad way!!!! I go through so many pairs of panties during my moments of weakness. I give up. I know I always say that, but this time... I'm done with it.

Another Open Letter To the Universe...

By know you should know who I want... Now how are you going to give him to me? Have him call me. Have him ask me to come over, I don't care if it's 2am or 2pm just have him call me. You know and I know he has my number. And if he has time to go out to the bars then I know he has time to call me and invite me over. I'm sick of always inviting myself over. Granted he asks me to stay, but I want him to want me... just a little. Please get him to ask me over and to stay over. Thanks a bunch... You rock Uni!!!

Oh Me, Oh My...

I just RSVPed to the fundraiser. Now I really need to work on the plus one issue. Its times like this that I really do regret breaking up with Mike. As bad as he was he was there when I needed him, and I could count on him to hold my hand and get me through stuff like this.