The Princess Chronicle

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I am on the train headed to NYC!

If the woman u wants walks out the door go after her, but not in a stalker way.

Men learn to edit the musk! If a chick can smell u from a mile away ur only giving her a chance 2 get away.

I know hip hop culture requires that u wear ur pants so low that ur crotch is around ur knees, but unless ur shirtles

Ok white boy wannabee hard core gangsta. One piece of advise lose the ratty rattail. Major street cred lost.

Omg... Dude ur in a bar with a backpack. Umm no i dont wanna sit with u.

I dont fucking drink a beer in the middle of a monday during work. I dont leave work early but right after the boss