Dear Universe,

Please make him see that I'm the better choice. Please change his heart in my favor. Let him know that I can be his everything. I can give him everything.

Luv,
-Me

Another Message From The Hole

This hole is a lot deeper than I thought. Ima gonna need help getting outta this one. He can't hear my cries for help. He's too far away. "Help me daddy, save me!"

A Message From the Cold Dark Hole...

To the chagrin of myself and a few others I'm still alive bitches. For the sake of others I am trying to climb out. We all know that its a short quick step into the hole, but its a long slow climb outta it.

The road 2 the Emmys pt 1

I am on the train headed to NYC!

Love n da club pt 5

If the woman u wants walks out the door go after her, but not in a stalker way.

Love n da club pt 4

Men learn to edit the musk! If a chick can smell u from a mile away ur only giving her a chance 2 get away.

Love n da club pt 3

I know hip hop culture requires that u wear ur pants so low that ur crotch is around ur knees, but unless ur shirtles

Love n da club pt 2

Ok white boy wannabee hard core gangsta. One piece of advise lose the ratty rattail. Major street cred lost.

Love n da club pt 1

Omg... Dude ur in a bar with a backpack. Umm no i dont wanna sit with u.

Good girls come last

I dont fucking drink a beer in the middle of a monday during work. I dont leave work early but right after the boss

Falling is the easy part

I know how to fall in love. Ive been in love a million times. I want someone to fall in love with me.