Time Wasting Shower

After watching the original “Cheaper by the Dozen” I started thinking if I am being as affiancing with my showers as I could be. First I start by using a sugar exfoliate (Victoria’s Secret) on my feet (left foot then right). Now I scrub the sugar against the skin until it melts and no longer feels coarse in my hands. After my feet I sugar exfoliate my knees (left then right), hands, elbows, and chest. I use a walnut exfoliate on my back and shoulders.
Next I apply Pure Grace by philosophy shower gel on a loofah. Starting with my left foot I wash, scrubbing hard, up to the knee. Then I repeat on the right leg. You would think I would then finish the left leg, but I don’t. I move on to the left arm. First I rinse out the loofah and apply fresh shower gel. Then starting at the left hand I wash up the entire length of the arm including the shoulder and armpit. Next I do the same with the right arm. Another rinse of the loofah, fresh shower gel I move on to my chest, stomach, and backside. And then once I what soaped every other part of my… then and only then do I finish washing my legs (knee to hip).
Now that I am covered in soap and red from rubbing my skin raw I stand under the waterfall and rinse. All the while giving my skin one final scrapping from the loofah.
I dry myself off while still in the shower (water turned off of course). I start at my neck and dry first my backside (top to bottom) and then the front side (top to bottom).
I don’t know why but I can’t help but shack the feeling that I am wasting precious sleeping/ TV time with my current process.
Wow for a minute I must have been channeling Star Jones with all those label drops.