Things I hope you already know about me...

Time started: 7:31pm
Name: Mel
Single or Taken: very very single
Sex: Female
Birthday: March
Sign: Piescis
Siblings: 1
Eye color: depends on my mood
Height: depends on if I'm trying too hard
Innie or Outie: Innie
What are you wearing right now: The same thing I was wearing last night
Where do you live: NH
Righty or lefty: depends on what I am doing
Can you make a dollar in change right now: no

Relationships-------------------------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends: KC, Roz, Clayton, Scott... I think
Do you have a BF or GF?: nope
Did you send this to your crush?: I don't pass things along... I'm too lazy
Best place to go for a date: Dinner and a movie
Where is your fav place to shop: online

***Favorite***
Color: Yellow
Boys Name: Wentworth
Girls Name: Betty
Animal: Dogs
Fast Food Place: Whatever is faster
Month: July
Movie: OMG if you don't know then I'm not going to tell you
Breakfast: Eggs, Bacon... lots of bacon, cheese on a butter milk biscut
Favorite cartoon character: Susie Carmichael (if you don't know I'm not going to tell you who that is)

***Have you ever***
Given anyone a bath: Yes
Smoked cigarettes: nope
Bungee Jumped: no
Gone skinny dipping: yes
Eaten a dog: I could have... who knows what they feed you overseas
Broken a bone: nope
Played truth or dare: yes
Been in a physical fight: yes, but I wasn't the intendent target
Been on a plane: yes
Come close to dying: yup
Been in a sauna: yes
Been in a hot tub: Yes
Swam in the sea/ocean: Dude I'm from the seacost
Fallen asleep in school: yes, and still got the highest grade in the class
Broken someone's heart: I don't know... no one ever told me if I did
Had your heart broken: Yes... I don't want to talk about it
Cried when someone died: yes
Cried in school: yeah
Fell off your chair: yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?: Hell yes... Boys if you don't plan on calling the next day, don't say you will call the next day. Just say I'll call you later
Saved MSN/AOL/AIM/Yahoo conversations:yes
Saved e-mails: yes
Fallen for one of your best friends? nope
Made out with JUST a friend? nope
Used someone: Who hasn't? Really...
Been cheated on?: My mother said I was... why would she lie
What is beside you: Printer/ scanner/ fax machine
Last thing you ate: Pork butt and taters
What kind of shampoo do you use?: depends on my mood
Best thing that has happened to you this year: Didn't let my fancy college degree go to waste...
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Had another "rut"

Have you had..----------------------------------------
Chicken pox: no
Sore Throat: Yes
Broken nose: no,

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Believe in love at first sight: nope
Like picnics: nope... bugs and ants... yuck
Like school: not really
What schools have you gone to: pre school, K-12, then 6 years of college
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: no
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Hot pretty boys that couldn't talk...
Who was the last person that called you: Roz
Who was the last person you danced with? Gavin
What makes you laugh the most?: I don't know
What makes you smile?: I don't know

Last Person...------------------------------------------------------
You yelled at: I don't remember
Who broke your heart: Michael Afonso... that basterd
Who told you they loved you: my mother... I'm still trying to find her motive...
Who Is your loudest friend: Shauna

**Do you/Are You**------------------------------------------------------------Do you like filling these out: sometimes
Do you wear contacts or glasses: both, depends on if I'm trying too hard
Do you like yourself: I don't know... does anyone really?
Do you get along w/ your family: yup
Obsessive?: sometimes
Compulsive?: sometimes

Final questions-----------------------------------------------------------
How many people are you sending this to: none... I'm posting it to my blog
What are you listening to right now?: That stupid Buddy Holly song... you know from Jr High
What did you do yesterday: Christmas shopping
Hated someone in your family: Hate is such a strong word... I love my family. It's just if we weren't related I wouldn't be friends with them that's all
Got any awards: yup
What car do you wish to have: I don't know... Princess LiAngel
Where do you want to get married: on a plane
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?:Where do I begin?
Good driver: no
Good Singer: nope
Are you double jointed: no
What do you dream about: Being happy
Last time you showered: yesterday... what I didn't go anywhere today
Last time you took a bath:two weeks ago... I needed to destress
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: Saw 2 with Andy... who kept "shhh"ing me. Dude you know I'm a movie talker
Scary or happy movies: Whatever
Black or white: Black
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: dr pepper
Vanilla or chocolate: ummmmmmmm duh...everyone should know this answer
Skiing or Boarding: neither
Summer or winter: whatever
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamond
Sunset or Sunrise: both are beautiful
Sprite or 7up: Sprite
Orange juice or apple juice: apple
Cats or dogs:dogs
Coffee or tea: tea
Phone or in person: phone
Are you Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: baby
Indoor or outdoor: indoor
End Time:10:07 pm

Baby Shopping...

So it is not even December and I am already half way done with my Christmas shopping. I am so proud of myself.
I ran into a weird dilemma while shopping. Well I was buying gifts for the three little babies that I know. And anyone can tell you I’m not a fan of children. They drool, cry, smell funny all the time, and somehow no matter how much you wash them they are always sticky. But for some reason I was fortunate enough to get to know three cute little babies. Now I am still very nervous around children (well small kids that really can’t express their thoughts, feelings and wants with words.) I’m so scared that I’m going to hurt them, or they are going to drool on me. Well just like the Green Eye Lady (check out my friend’s list to find out who) I started to get the baby bug… I find myself not wanting children of my own (at least right now) per se, but I want to spoil one of my baby friends like I would spoil my own child. Okay I will admit this only once… my parents did, and still do spoil me and my sister. I never knew that parents could write off their children as soon as they turn 18. I’m so naïve I just assumed that every parent buys their kids a car (if the child asks for one). I should be more thankful for what I have. I have never been poor. Hell I have never been without the latest gadgets (I‘m such a poser). Anyway I guess I get spoiling other’s children from my mother. The woman will not let anyone forget that she doesn’t have any grandchildren of her own. My mother buys presents for this girl… I think she’s the grandchild of one of my6 mother’s friends. I don’t know, but my mother spends a lot on this child. My mother buys here toys, clothes, and even her Girl Scout cookies (which I have no complaints with)… but back to my original point… There is one little baby that I know that I would love to spoil. As I was shopping I saw soooooo many thing I wanted to buy this child. Clothes… I saw the cutest baby South Pole outfit, and baby Roca Wear… And the toys. I wanted to buy this kid every Leapster system with all the books (just like I had when I was younger). But I’m not the kid’s mother… Hell I am barely friends with the kid’s mother. It would be rude to just spend all that money for a child that I’m in not way related to. It’s times like this that I kinda wish that I did have children. If I had a kid… oh god would that be the most spoiled kid that ever lived… between me, my mother and my sister (who spoils her God daughter like no ones business), and I think my daddy would even be into buying every high tech kiddie crap gadget. Hell he bought me Susie Scribbles, Cricket, and Teddy Ruckspin all the same year for Christmas for me. Yeah I was (and still am) spoiled like that. But get this straight I am NO spoiled brat. 1) Most of they stuff I get I don’t ask for, I just get it and 2) I never that my gifts for granted. I might not like what I get, but I don’t throw a fit. I know that I lead a charmed life and I’m thankful for it. I have great supportive parents, and a strong, badass big sister that protect me from the evil world, and myself.

No Shame at All... Plus I like Gifts...

Because I ain't got no shame... Here are my Christmas (or when ever) Wish Lists...

Delia's

Claire's

Bloomingdale's

Sephora

Amazon

Five Years Ago... and Now...

Five years ago, it was Fall 2000

Take this quiz, post the results, and see how much things have changed since then.

5 years ago...

How old were you? 19

What grade were you in? 2nd year college, ummm sophomore

Where did you go to school? Keene State

Where did you work? I didn't

Where did you live? In the dorms, yuck

Where did you hang out? In the dorms, yuck

How was your hairstyle? I don’t remember…

Did you wear braces? Nope

Did you wear glasses? Yes, but I wore my contacts everyday

Who was your best friend(s)? I was still telling people Meghan Gray, but I think it was really Roz

Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend? OMG don’t ask… Michael

Who was your celebrity crush? Leonardo DiCaprio

Who was your regular-person crush? The hottie in my acting class… I don’t remember his name

Were you a virgin? By November… nope, September now that would be another answer

How many piercing did you have? Just my ears… one set

How many tattoos did you have? One… Butterfly… I’m a girl so sue me

What was your favorite band? Lauren Hill… I was and am such a poser

What was your biggest fear? The dark

Had you smoked a cigarette? I think I might have tried once in like the 6th grade, but no I don’t smoke

Had you gotten drunk or high yet? Drunk yes, but it was an accident… parents should label their drinks… long story for another time

Had you driven yet? Yup… I even had my own car “Princess LiAngel” was brand new, all shiny and clean… awww good times

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HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOUR shit is now!!!!!

How old are you? 24

What’s your educational status? Finally Graduated from college

Where do you go to school? GRADUATED

Where do you work? LWDG

Where do u live? The castle, where I’m safe

Where do you hang out? The Bailey’s house

How is your hairstyle? Let’s not even go there

Do you wear braces? Nope… I’sa got good teeth…

Do you wear glasses? Yes… I now only wear my contacts when I’m trying too hard… I’m such a poser

Who are your best friends? Clayton, Roz, and My sister… I can tell them anything

Who is your boyfriend? Let’s not even go there

Who is your celebrity crush? Wentworth Miller… I just want to eat that little mole off his face.

Who's your regular-person crush? You…

How many piercing do you have? Same as five years ago

How many tattoos do you have? Two

What is your favorite band? UnScarred… I don’t know

What is your biggest fear? The dark

Have you gotten drunk or high yet? Drunk yes… I’ve never used any illegal drug in my life

Have you smoked your first cigarette yet? Nope

Have you driven yet? Dude I still have “Princess LiAngel”

What Do You Do When You Work for a Jerk???

I’m not a secretary… I am so pissed right now. Okay sooooo at work there is one phone number, and six phone lines. No one has a direct line number (which would so solve the problem with the phones). Anyway if someone calls the office every phone in the place will rings, no matter what. And because everyone thinks that they are somehow busier than everyone else NO ONE picks up the phone. Well I shouldn’t say that… Sophie is really good about answering phones. And Adam, and Nick will answer (but only after 3 rings)… Oh and what really bugs me is that they people who received the majority of the calls (and they know that the phone is for them) refuses to pick up anytime. Ramsey, Ramsey, Ramsey… my god dude the phone is for you, and I know you know it. You sit there on your ass staring at the phone… pick it up god damnit. The phone rings and he’s looking at it and says to me, “I just know that’s Blythe.” And guess what he was right. Pick up the phone. Granted I was here two weeks before I answered the phone, but that was only because I was still learning the phone system. The dude has been here for a month and he still wont touch the receive unless I yell across the room, “Ramsey whoever is on line whatever.” But what crawled up my ass today is the Big Boss. Yes I know why he doesn’t answer the phone. When your name is on all the bills, crazy people call all the time. I get it screen your calls, but what the hell. If you don’t answer the phone you don’t get to be a backseat phone picker-upper. The man had the nerve to tell me that I shouldn’t put people on hold…. What the hell… If the dude picked up the phone once in a while he would know that 1) when you do a page throughout the entire company (two different buildings) you have to give the person you page at least a minute to get to a phone. And 2) the phone automatically picks up, when you press the release button, or put someone on hold while the phone is ringing. So while he thought I has him on hold just to piss him off I was really answering another call and trying to page the person that, the other caller was trying to reach. Oh and 3) many people work form home… so if they get a call and they are not here, then I have to open my binder and find their number to give it to the person on the phone. My God man I wasn’t trying to keep you on hold, I just had other calls to answer.
And unlike most people in the office I share a phone with my boss. What irks me about that is when she doesn’t want to answer the phone she will push the phone closer to me. Is that your hint??? Am I to pick up on the clue??? Oh you don’t feel like answering the phone anymore and now you want me to, because you know no one else in the office will.
But I am forgetting the straw that broke the camels back (well at least for today)… I guess the BIG History Channel man called. Now the deal is Karl is as high as you can get… for our company. I’m sure that Karl has a boss he has to answer to, but for LWDG Karl is a high as it gets. Karl is so important that he has HIS secretary call and put You on hold until he picks up. You know like one of those, “Pleas hold for Mr. Big.” Soooo like an idiot I’m running around looking for Lisa (the other Big Boss) who by the way was out getting a massage. Anyway I get back on the phone with Karl’s secretary and I tell her to just leave a message on Lisa’s cell, then Karl’s secretary wanted to speak to Kirk. So I intercom Kirk’s phone and tell him that Karl is on the phone for him. God for bid I mispronounce the dude’s last name. I was in the middle of something that will allow you to make even more money than you already make… speaking of which I hope the Big Boss’ nephew doesn’t make more than I do… the new hottie in the office nephew, not the old office hottie nephew. What the fuck does that guy do? All I have seen him do is file papers, move furniture, and play computer games… what the fuck does he do, besides eye candy labor? Now you got me talking about hot guys and here comes all the dirty thoughts. What was I talking about? Oh yes… I was busy doing my job. I only answered the phone because the ringing was distracting me. I don’t want to hear lip from you… not today. I went and picked up your best friend, and host of the show from the airport, when what the fuck does he do anyway hottie could have done it. And I didn’t even charge for mileage. I could, but I’m a good employee. Hell speaking of being a good employee I pay out of my own packet to mail stuff for your company all the time. I mail letters with my own personal stamps from home. I pay for my own parking at the library. Who the fuck do you think you are? I need a raise like now… butt muncher. I don’t know why this has made me so mad. I don’t mind answering the phones, if I’m slacking off… you know buying stuff online, and messing around on MySpace. But when I am super busy… I’m talking up to my ass crack in work… no I do know why I am so mad… I get no respect from the Big Boss. Did you know… probably not… well I think it was at Allison’s birthday party, Emily (one of the producers) made some comment about Family Guy… and y’all know how I feel about that show… well the quote she so delightfully chose to tell (with me standing right behind her) was a particularly tasteless remark. So maybe she didn’t know I was there… okay I’ll let that one slide, but then Kirk, who was facing Emily and saw me right behind her, decided to tell his our equally distasteful racial joke. What the fuck dude... The man makes sexist jokes (rather loudly) with his friends (the show’s hosts) in his office. I love my job, but is it worth it? I mean it’s like college all over again… I’m just having a bad day, but it’s Friday… I just want to go home.

The Outtakes...

Here they are straight from my camera... no Photoshoppin...

okay no comment on the 80s eyebrows... I will get them waxed... again (sigh)... it's so hard being a girl...







These were taken like an hour ago... I am eating tofu squares





I love hats... I feel naked without one, and this is my favorite hat...




I was a pirate... and hehe... I pulled an Oscar J Lo...





See I told Y'all I ain't pretty naked... look at those rolls...

The air show with Roz...





I got bored when the wedding party went to take pictures...





Yup those are the DKNY Jeans I bought... size 7 Bitches... Look at that sweet ass, ignore the back fat, I will wear a shirt... Promise


I'm due this month... so sad... got no baby daddy...kidding don't send emails...
It must have been the frosting that caused me to be with child...


Its a long drive to Keene...
My sister painted this... Why I gotta look all funny N' shit??? Oh that was when I was still a blond... awwww good times...

Okay this one is photoshopped, but I didn't touch the photo...

...Old photo of me and Kellie in the background...
...And the Emmy goes to... I look like one of those pink Sno Balls...

Oh Those Traffic Cones...