The Princess Chronicle: January 2006

Porn 101 Lesson 4: Spoofs

I don’t know of any spoof films that were made out of malice or to intentionally hurt the filmmakers of the original work of art. In fact I believe that all spoof films are made because someone enjoyed the original film so much that they thought it should have been a comedy rather than the drama it was. Whatever the reason spoof porn films are great. Whither it is a complete spoof of a mainstream film like “8 to 4” (a spoof of “9 to 5”) or just a spoof of a well-known character like “Little Orphan Sammy” (“Little Orphan Annie”) porn spoofs are great. Am I repeating myself? Well they are not only funny, but they make all the characters that you wanted to see get it on… well get it on. Now don’t lie when you were watching “9 to 5” and during that one scene where all of the women are just sitting around smoking a joint and fantasying about how they wanted to get even with their boss, y’all were secretly wishing they would all just start making out and knockin’ boots. Well in a porn spoof they do. All your weird sexual desires for your favorite movie charters are finally realized. For those of you who enjoy mysteries and detective stories I suggest a series of films that John Holmes starred as Detective Johnny Wadd… I quite enjoyed “The China Cat”. “The China Cat” is a cross between “Charles Angels” and “Chinatown.” Now for your homework… next time you watch a film, when it’s done, imagine how a porn spoof of that movie would go. And better yet if there is a porn spoof already made of the film… well then what the hell go watch it!!!!

Thank You Tessa....

My Picture is up so go see the great job Tessa did at taking my photo... Go on look at my LWDG Bio

I'm Not in Love, but I felt Tingles... Remix

Boys, Boys, Boys… Okay so I met a really nice guy. And guess what I like him!!! Yeah and it’s been like two weeks and I am still in awe of him. Wow most of my crushes don’t last that long. But don’t get me wrong I am not letting my feelings get to me. I am so keeping my wits about the situation. Please he may be sweet, talented, amazing and kind now but how long will that last? Damnit you Michael Afonso… you ruined me for all boys. Okay so this amazing boy is a real gentleman… when we play Beirut his drinks all the beer, because I hate beer. And the other night he never let his hands wander south of the border, nor to the mountain tops. Every so often he would stroke my back or shoulder, but it was never in a perverted “Mike” way. It was sweet. Oh, oh, oh… I didn’t even get poked in the back!!! You know what I’m sayin’. But I’m not stupid, and my mama didn’t raise no fool… I wonder how long this sweet respectful act will last. I seem to notice that once you sleep with a guy… he starts to except sex every time, and all the sweet romantic things that they did before don’t happen as often. Mike was such a jerk and messed me up big time. I don’t want to screw things up by being so cold and standoffish… I don’t want to push him away. I am an Ice Princess, but I would rather be alone than get tricked again. “Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me!!!“ This boy has the same sort of glowing aura that attracted me to Mike… and I think that’s why I am still in awe of him, but unlike Mike’s unfocused energy, this boy has a passion, and a talent. Even if he doesn’t like me anymore I believe in him so I’ll pass his demo on to whoever I can… Which should prove how much I believe in his talent… I do shit for anyone, but my inner circle.

Tommy With Short Hair... He Looks Better With Short Hair...

Before... Long hair...

After... Short hair... I like him with shorter hair... Now if I could get him to shave...

The Double Lip Ring...

This is Kitten (AKA Hot Boy Adam) from my office...

and today Rock Star Corey took him to get another lip ring...

SEE!!!

Keith Wears Short Shorts...

Okay so we were watching TV and something came on that made Keith show us he's legs... well that was all it took... Roz knew that she had to do something about Keith's leg hair... The story goes like this...

So the boy isn't all hair. He does have a LITTLE smooth hairless skin underneath it all...

Let the shaving begin...

This is where Keith's balls started to jiggle... One leg down One to go...

Roz is a brave, BRAVE woman, to boldly go where no other woman would ever dare to go...

Ummm... Yeah leg hair... Need I say more?

Let the Nair begin... Now everyone who Nairs knows that it doesn't hurt... not at all... not even a tiny bit, but if you were there you would have thought that we just poured acid all over his legs from all the whinning he did... "It hurts, it burns." Wa wawa...