Ummmm I Have to Put Up With This Everyday...

Okay so this is the game where the boys from work beat each other with foam bats that they made... And yeah they wanted me to play also. Maybe they missed the tits. But I'm a girl... I don't want to die a re-virginated virgin!!!





































You can see my baby in the back of most (if not all) the photos...

Office Space...

This is the pink pig that IT Nick left in my office...

This is my PRETTY door...

And of course the evil Princess iMac!!!

Ghetto Prom....

My Birthday Bash...

These two dresses were the "Birthday dress" runner ups... but in the end I decided to Think Pink

"WHEN A GUY SAYS HE MISSES YOU"

I posted the truth in RED

GUY FACTS:

When a guy calls u,
He wants to be with you.
He wants SEX

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
He's listening for you to say yes to sex

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.
He realizes he could get sex

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
He means it.
He means it, but sex would make him feel even better

When a guy stares at you,
He thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world.
He wants sex

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
He has the world.
He has a little more than a foot left to go before your head is at his crotch

When a guy calls you everyday
He is in love.
He is horney as fuck

When a (good) guy say he loves you
He means it.
He means it, unless you are a good girl then he runs away

When a guy says he can't live without you
He's with you till your done.
He's with you till he cums

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
He misses your warm wet pussy on his hard prick

GIRL FACTS:

When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running through her mind.
She's either asleep or she needs to "talk"

When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
She's bored

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
She is wondering, "Where the fuck is my diamond ring you bastard?"

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
She is ready to cut off your balls

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are so wonderful.
She's sprung

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
She's waiting for your heartbeats to sync with hers

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
She wants you to call her back

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
She is in your spell

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
She means it.
She means it as long as you love her back

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
She has made up her mind that if she goes, she goes with your balls

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
She's hurting inside

My So Called Life…

I can’t wait until I have my, Angela Chase, moment. I want to wake up one morning and dance around in my pajamas to “Blister in the Sun” and realize that I am no longer in love with Jordan Catalano. Because I’m not that busy at work right now, and my distraction is becoming extra drama all I seem to do is think about him and I don’t want to do that anymore. I want to be done with him. He’s never going to come around and the thought of him with some other chick makes me sick to my stomach. I’ve had other crushes before and been jealous before, but not like this and I hate it.

I'm Afraid of Everything...

[1] the dark
[2] staying single
[3] getting married
[4] being a parent
[5] giving birth
[6 ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[7] closed spaces
[8] heights
[9] cats
[10] dogs... other than my own
[ ] birds
[11] spiders and/or other insects
[ ] driving or being in cars
[ ] flying
[12] being put to sleep (anesthesia)
[ ] flowers or other plants
[13] being touched
[14] fire
[15] water
[16] the ocean
[17] pools
[18] failure
[ ] success
[19] germs
[20] thunder/lightning
[21] frogs/toads
[22] mice/rats
[23 ]jumping from high places
[24] snow
[ ] rain
[25] wind
[26] cemeteries
[27] clowns
[28] large crowds
[29] demons or evil
[ ] crossing bridges
[ ] death
[30] Hell
[ ] Heaven
[31] being robbed
[32] being sexually assulted
[33] men
[34] women
[35] having great responsibility
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[36] tornadoes
[37] hurricanes
[38] being punished
[39] diseases, including cancer and STD's
[40] snakes
[41] sharks
[ ] dinosaurs
[42] Friday the 13th
[43] poverty... only because me dad told me that poor people will rob me, "Why do you think they have bars on their doors and windows in north Philly?"
[44] ghosts
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains or railroads
[45] fear
[46] being alone
47] losing my friends
[48] being blind
[ ] being deaf
[49] growing up
[50] being murdered in my sleep

I Miss the Little Things...

I miss how you would never tell me how a movie ended even though you knew, and the way you would rub my back when I rolled over in my sleep, and laying with you half awake and half asleep in bed Sunday mornings, and the way you finally opened up to me, and I miss just being with you.
I miss how you’d kiss me, and how I slept with my head in your lap as you drove, and your passion for life, and loving you, and I miss your family.
I miss going to the grocery store with you, and how you would listen to me talk about nothing at all, and explaining during the commercial breaks what the news story meant, and our private jokes, and I miss being your little girl.
I miss getting your calls at 2 or 3 in the morning which would piss off my roommate, and gossiping about everything, and trying to impress you, and how you were always a source of strength for me, and I miss your advice.
I miss how you had a strong opinion about everything, and how we would argue about politics, and your crappy car you loved so much you would use a Club, and how old fashion you were, and I miss you confidence.
I miss your lame jokes, and your spontaneity, and how you really cared for me at a time when I really needed it, and the stupid girls you date, and I miss being your “roommate”.
I miss talking to you like everyday, and how you help me with boy problems, and your A&F good looks, and how you make me laugh, and I miss what you call soda.
I miss your pride, and your religious convictions, and your tolerance, and how talented you were, and I miss being your friend.