The Princess Chronicle

Thursday, March 16, 2006

"WHEN A GUY SAYS HE MISSES YOU"

I posted the truth in RED

GUY FACTS:

When a guy calls u,
He wants to be with you.
He wants SEX

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
He's listening for you to say yes to sex

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.
He realizes he could get sex

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
He means it.
He means it, but sex would make him feel even better

When a guy stares at you,
He thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world.
He wants sex

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
He has the world.
He has a little more than a foot left to go before your head is at his crotch

When a guy calls you everyday
He is in love.
He is horney as fuck

When a (good) guy say he loves you
He means it.
He means it, unless you are a good girl then he runs away

When a guy says he can't live without you
He's with you till your done.
He's with you till he cums

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
He misses your warm wet pussy on his hard prick

GIRL FACTS:

When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running through her mind.
She's either asleep or she needs to "talk"

When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
She's bored

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
She is wondering, "Where the fuck is my diamond ring you bastard?"

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
She is ready to cut off your balls

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are so wonderful.
She's sprung

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
She's waiting for your heartbeats to sync with hers

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
She wants you to call her back

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
She is in your spell

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
She means it.
She means it as long as you love her back

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
She has made up her mind that if she goes, she goes with your balls

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
She's hurting inside

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