The Him Book…

Boy: One
Where We Met: Pumpkin Fest… you lit my hair on fire with your cigarette
Why We Wouldn’t Work: Every other time I visit you I think you’re hot, but I don’t know where you are going

Boy: Two
Where We Met: SMS. I thought you were gay for the longest time.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: Been there done that

Boy:Three
Where We Met: SMS. I would stare at that scar you have on your head all through math class.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: I have no clue where you are, but if you’re still hot look me up

Boy: Four
Where We Met: STA. Two drama geeks.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: That would make my mother too happy

Boy: Five
Where We Met: Pumpkin Fest. I thought you were someone else.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: Where should I begin? First I love you dearly, but boi you can work my last nerve… and plus you slept with my friend (DEAL BREAKER)

Boy: Six
Where We Met: Long Sands. Its log… log… its big its heavy its wood.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: You slept with my friend (DEAL BREAKER)


Boy: Seven
Where We Met: STA. I always thought you were cute, but I never had a reason to talk to you.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: I wouldn’t know how to keep you from running away

Boy: Eight
Where We Met: LWDG. I totally thought you were 30 even thought you so didn’t look it.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: I have the strangest feeling that is the master plan so I must fight it with all my might

Boy: Nine
Where We Met: the Bailey’s House. I wanted to be you, because you were a beautiful looking man.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: You’re crazy… and yeah you slept with ummm two or three of my friends (DEAL BREAKER)

Boy: Ten
Where We Met: Brickhouse. I had no clue who you were, but you made me smile anyway.
Why We Wouldn’t Work: You don’t want me