My Mother's Gifts

My mother is a very generous person. She is always surprising me with gifts and small trinkets. Now before you start thinking that she is the greatest mom in the world. My mother’s generosity never comes at her expense.
If I needed $100 for an operation that would save my life, and there was a pair on sunglasses my mother wanted that also cost $100, and my mother had $200. Without thinking about it my mother would give me the money for my operation. But if she only had $100... Well believe it or not she would be stylin’ in hot floss shades.
Oh as for those gifts she’s always buying for me… They are just further proof that she doesn’t know me at all for I would never use many of the things she buys for me.

Time Wasting Shower

After watching the original “Cheaper by the Dozen” I started thinking if I am being as affiancing with my showers as I could be. First I start by using a sugar exfoliate (Victoria’s Secret) on my feet (left foot then right). Now I scrub the sugar against the skin until it melts and no longer feels coarse in my hands. After my feet I sugar exfoliate my knees (left then right), hands, elbows, and chest. I use a walnut exfoliate on my back and shoulders.
Next I apply Pure Grace by philosophy shower gel on a loofah. Starting with my left foot I wash, scrubbing hard, up to the knee. Then I repeat on the right leg. You would think I would then finish the left leg, but I don’t. I move on to the left arm. First I rinse out the loofah and apply fresh shower gel. Then starting at the left hand I wash up the entire length of the arm including the shoulder and armpit. Next I do the same with the right arm. Another rinse of the loofah, fresh shower gel I move on to my chest, stomach, and backside. And then once I what soaped every other part of my… then and only then do I finish washing my legs (knee to hip).
Now that I am covered in soap and red from rubbing my skin raw I stand under the waterfall and rinse. All the while giving my skin one final scrapping from the loofah.
I dry myself off while still in the shower (water turned off of course). I start at my neck and dry first my backside (top to bottom) and then the front side (top to bottom).
I don’t know why but I can’t help but shack the feeling that I am wasting precious sleeping/ TV time with my current process.
Wow for a minute I must have been channeling Star Jones with all those label drops.

I found this in the snow

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