My Mother's Gifts

My mother is a very generous person. She is always surprising me with gifts and small trinkets. Now before you start thinking that she is the greatest mom in the world. My mother’s generosity never comes at her expense.
If I needed $100 for an operation that would save my life, and there was a pair on sunglasses my mother wanted that also cost $100, and my mother had $200. Without thinking about it my mother would give me the money for my operation. But if she only had $100... Well believe it or not she would be stylin’ in hot floss shades.
Oh as for those gifts she’s always buying for me… They are just further proof that she doesn’t know me at all for I would never use many of the things she buys for me.