Shallow and Pathetic

I have to be a very shallow person. I get my kicks from leaving stupid comments at MySpace.com for this hot specimen of manly man. I make it known to him that I think he is super way beyond cute. And I am always asking him if he knows just how hot he is. For a lack of a more proper phrase he makes my panties wet… but in a good way.


Is he not just the most yummiest thing?

Shallow Hal

I am ready to admit to all of you fine people that I am shallow and superficial when it comes to dating men. I can be a cold, hard nut to crack. I do have annoying quirks that some might find cute, but to even have a chance to see what lies beneath me you have to come with the triple threat. I rate men on FACE, BODY, and PERSONALITY. A great face is worth more than anything else (I’m a harsh judge because I notice just about every small detail). A dateable man would have two out of the three criteria spot-on (I need to stop watching Hell’s Kitchen, damn you chef Ramsay). And the phenomena that is happening is with each beautiful man I date I become more and more shallow. I am constantly becoming a harsher critic and looking for a more Adonis look. I need help. I am turning into a chauvinist. I want a hottie arm medallion, who can take direction (like don’t speak, and kiss here), make me the envy of everyone in the room (when we walk by I want girls to “whisper why is he with her”), and doesn‘t bore me too soon. I want a kept man.
I must reiterate I NEED HELP!!!
Now when it comes to my friends… I couldn’t care less how hot they are. I have some male friends that as very unattractive, but I love them dearly. They make me laugh and at onetime or another in my live I have had crushes on them. And then there are my hot male friends, who I would bone in a second, if I was that type of girl…yuck!
But back to my real problem… If I spent all of my energy dating beautiful men (most of which are as dumb as a breadstick) then does that mean I am a bad person for ignoring the funny average Joe?
I should mention that I, myself are not one of the few privilege beautiful people (meaning I wouldn‘t date me)… although I am not a total UGLY GIRL. I consider myself somewhere in the middle (nationally) so in NH alone that puts me somewhere near the top (sorry but there are a lot of ugly people in NH ).
And that’s all I have to say about that.

Kellan is Cute but That's About It

So mega cute, such a diminutive brain…

Now that’s a PERFECT 10


As mentioned in Jeb Bradley the Jerk Off…“Model Citizens” starred Kellan Lutz. As cute as Kellan is he is also just as dumb as a brick. On the set of “Model Citizens” he spent all his free time primping his hair (which is very thin, and starting to bald on top). Any mirrored surface he could find he would use. The only time he would come talk to me was when my glasses were the only reflective thing around.
At the end of one day he gave his number to a group of girls, who said that they were 18 and in college, but please it doesn’t take a pediatrician to know they were no older than 15. Also he has this scar on his lower left abdomen. It looks a little like if Mike Tyson came up to him and just bit a chunk of his flesh off.




At the wrap party I asked him to sign his Levi’s ad that appeared in the July or August 2004 issue of Stuff magazine.* He signed it Stay sweet, but he spelled sweet as sweat. When I called him out on it he gave some lame excuse why he couldn’t spell and then stole the magazine to try and fix it behind my back. As soon as I find where I left that magazine I’ll post the pic.

Kellan can now be seen on the HBO show “The Comeback” with “Friends star Lisa Kudrow.

Wedding Crashers

On July 7th I took my screening pass and a friend (the before mentioned Boston DJ) and when to see the Wedding Crashers. Well all I can say is if you liked the “The Wedding Singer”, and “The Wedding Planner”, then you are going to love “the Wedding Crashers”

Jeb Bradley the Jerk Off

Wow I just got a phone message from some political group with a beef with Congressman Jeb Bradley (R- NH). If I wasn't so lazy I would call them and give them more ammunition for their Bradley bashing cause.
Last year the Congressman guest starred in a reality show “Model Citizens” … well he came to Seabrook Beach to help the models pick up trash. The dude parked his little SUV on the beach. I literally mean he drove on the sand. To make matters worse he parked next to a big sign that said that parking on the beach was prohibited, and violators will be ticketed and/ or towed at the owners expense. Are congressman above the law or just incompetent? And only because it was my job… I had to make sure that the cops didn’t ticket him. I find it hard to lie, but to have to lie to the cops so a big jerk off doesn’t get a ticket (which if he was illiterate would have been okay). Jerk off!!!

Last Night at York Beach

This is Shauna doing her interpretation of Kip Dynamite’s song from the film Napoleon Dynamite. She is at the dove part of the song???









And this is her older sister Roz. Can you guess who Roz is trying to be?… She is none other than Surreal Life 3 and Strange Love star Brigitte Nielsen.

And then there is CJ (poising like a member of a boy band) . He is currently the Seacoast Idol (which is New England’s version of American Idol).


Other Photos taken that night...







Jealous much???

The Apprentice 5 Swag

I just came from working at The Apprentice 5 Boston casting. Wow are there some things people won’t do to be on TV? Well beside tons of stories about crazy people I got to take home these little goodies…


A casting bracelet and...

a book, one applicant submitted as part of her resume/ application package.



Under penalty of 5 million dollars I can not say yea or nay if she made it through to the next round but, I will say if anyone is looking for a children’s book that explains death to kids then give me a call, I wont need it. The book is even signed by the author.

Lost Music

I was hanging out with this up and coming DJ from Boston, and I gave her this CD that I had burned or gotten from someone I knew… well the good news is that she liked his music, the bad news is that I forgot to label the disc so I have no clue who’s contact info to give her.
Why do I fail when I try to do something nice? So if any of you gave me a demo or told me to pass your music along in my travels… someone out there likes your stuff so keep on keepin’ on. And next time I promise to label all CD with all contact info before I put it in my purse.

Look At This

If you think I have issues then check out my sister's blog
http://thatsonebadasschick.blogspot.com/
She's like me only way taller, thinner, and smarter.

Celebrity Photos

Look out Freddy...

It's Jason Voorhees (Kane Hodder)


Beyonce's Real Hair


Why is that man looking at her like that?


Two Big Men

One little Mini... Hasselhoff should know better!