Kellan is Cute but That's About It

So mega cute, such a diminutive brain…

Now that’s a PERFECT 10


As mentioned in Jeb Bradley the Jerk Off…“Model Citizens” starred Kellan Lutz. As cute as Kellan is he is also just as dumb as a brick. On the set of “Model Citizens” he spent all his free time primping his hair (which is very thin, and starting to bald on top). Any mirrored surface he could find he would use. The only time he would come talk to me was when my glasses were the only reflective thing around.
At the end of one day he gave his number to a group of girls, who said that they were 18 and in college, but please it doesn’t take a pediatrician to know they were no older than 15. Also he has this scar on his lower left abdomen. It looks a little like if Mike Tyson came up to him and just bit a chunk of his flesh off.




At the wrap party I asked him to sign his Levi’s ad that appeared in the July or August 2004 issue of Stuff magazine.* He signed it Stay sweet, but he spelled sweet as sweat. When I called him out on it he gave some lame excuse why he couldn’t spell and then stole the magazine to try and fix it behind my back. As soon as I find where I left that magazine I’ll post the pic.

Kellan can now be seen on the HBO show “The Comeback” with “Friends star Lisa Kudrow.