Jeb Bradley the Jerk Off

Wow I just got a phone message from some political group with a beef with Congressman Jeb Bradley (R- NH). If I wasn't so lazy I would call them and give them more ammunition for their Bradley bashing cause.
Last year the Congressman guest starred in a reality show “Model Citizens” … well he came to Seabrook Beach to help the models pick up trash. The dude parked his little SUV on the beach. I literally mean he drove on the sand. To make matters worse he parked next to a big sign that said that parking on the beach was prohibited, and violators will be ticketed and/ or towed at the owners expense. Are congressman above the law or just incompetent? And only because it was my job… I had to make sure that the cops didn’t ticket him. I find it hard to lie, but to have to lie to the cops so a big jerk off doesn’t get a ticket (which if he was illiterate would have been okay). Jerk off!!!