Michael Afonso is a Jerk and I Am Not Fat!!!! (Radio Edit)
I have to keep telling myself that... "Michael Afonso is a jerk and I am not fat." Don’t ask me why, but Michael’s birthday was on the 9th and I sent him an email wishing him a happy 24th birthday. I tried calling, unfortunately all the numbers I had for him are no longer any good. I even tried hi work number and guess what? He no longer works there. What the hell the boy hasn’t even been there a year. I should be thankful that we’re no longer together… God only knows what kind of hellhole I would be living in, or what I would be doing with my life. Mike was never one to compromise. If he thought his job wasn’t fun anymore he would just up and quit… It was always his way or no way. The only good thing that came out of that relationship was Grandma Afonso. I love that woman. I remember once Mike said to me, “Honey you have fat rolls bigger than my dick.” I didn’t eat for a week after that. I hate to exercise, but I do, do it sometimes. And you know what I feel better after. It's just motivating myself enough to get started. I know I still care about him, because I want to see him suffer. I know he’s miserable. He’s working dead end jobs, to his family he’s disposable (meaning they care about him only when he’s around otherwise they don’t want to be bothered), and he doesn’t have me. I was the best thing to happen to him, and he took me for granted. Mike gutted my insides and left a fat girl shell. I want to wrap my hands around his neck and squeeze. And when his eyes start popping out of their sockets… that’s when I’d start making out with him. Should I be consulting an M.D. about some nice tranquilizers or is that a normal chick feeling?
posted by Princess LiAngel @ 11:10 AM
2 Comments:
mike has such a tiny head in that picture, like in beatlejuice when the voodoo man shrinks beatlejuices head. i like the "warning" that this blog is an edited version, kinda like when people shout, "remix!!!" in a song. haha i just thought of another thing that picture made me think of, in 10 things i hate about you when andrew keegan's character does both his poses. this one is underwear, see how serious i am? this one is ... (i don't remember) this one is thinking. it was the same picture with his head turned to the other side.
He said what to you???!!! I would kick his ass if he lived closer. Then again if he lived closer we might all move farther away. I've always hated Mike ever since middle school. ANd if he says you have fat rolls bigger than his dick than tha t really isn't saying much about his own size now does it? It doesn't mean you still care about him if you want to see him suffer, it just means you are not over the crap you went through when you dated him. Plus it's always fun to have someone you can dump on repetedly whenever you are pissed off. I don't think you are fat, nor have I ever once thought that. You are beautiful and don't let people make you think anything less of yourself. I love you, and let's face it..I'm way cooler and am apaprently less of a dick.
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