Can Someone Please Tell Me What the Hell I Am Doing?

So I got a grown up job thinking that I should grow up and settle down. My grandmother wants me to get married and have a child before she dies… the woman is like in her 90s now. I can’t take care of myself… what would make her think I could handle a husband and a child? It is times like this that I wonder what my life would be like if I stayed with Michael? I don’t think I can do this… I could settle down as long as I get a man who wont mined having a wife who makes more than him, or someone who likes to travel (I get depressed if I stay in one place too long). He must have a great Mom… mine sucks at being a real Mother. If my mother had it her way I would be Mrs. Scott Gower by now. I don’t want to be trapped down here. I should get on of those mail order husbands. I could work and he could keep house (I have no domestic skills what so ever). I need a life coach. I don’t know what I am doing. Anyone know of a good life coach?