Dude You Need to Tighten Your Game

So I have been hanging out with this dude I went to high school with… I will admit back in the day I had a slight small crush on him, but I usually go for the guys with the pretty face and tight rock hard cut bodies (I’m shallow I know). But the dude was mad cool. I though we could be good friends. He, on the other hand was just trying to get into my pants. Yes there was a little flirting. I flirt a little with all my male friends… hell I sometimes send them dirty emails (who doesn’t?). And just because I said I din't want to sleep with you, you started to ignore me. Well fine mister man if you want to be one of my hook up boys then let's go… come on if you think you can handle it. Oh and let me tell you something, you better bring it, because if not I’ll make sure that every girl knows that you are a one minute man, who can’t please a real woman. I will make you kneel before me and kiss my ass bitch… I just wanted to be your friend. A real friend. Not another one of your little chippies you sleep with, and God only knows what with after. Poor two pump chump… you are going to miss out on all the benefits that comes with being my friend. I could have done wonders for your little movie, I could have made it a festival golden child. I have those kind of connections. I used to work for Mark Burnett, Michelle Monk, and Ken Burns, Bitch. I make miracles happen. And you are going to give all that up for what? Another notch on your headboard… you get what you deserve for thinking with your dick instead of your big head. Numb Nuts.