My Standard Rules For a Hook up

1) I wont make you suck another mans cock, so please provide me the same courtesy
2) Don’t break rule # 1, or I’ll have to get my boys to bust your knee capps.
3) I’m not your girl so if you’re doing something wrong I’m going to tell you
4) I’m not a chicken head whore, so no I will not let you stick your prick in my cunt (one finger maybe)
5) I will suck your dick, if and when I feel like it… If you ask for it, it will never happen
6) Respect this relationship… do not ask for favors (ie. Passing along headshots, resumes, scripts, and demos to my industry connections)
7) Do not tell anyone about this (I only acknowledge legitimate relationships)
8) No bitterness when it’s over. I tend to be a bit boyish about that. Usually I cut all ties.
9) Keep it fun