Oh What a Night

  
It’s soooooooo early and I should be getting to bed because I still have a lot to do later today, but the highlights of the night…
 
The wedding was nice.  The theme was fall, everyone cried and Roz gained an entire new family.  I ran into this chick I haven’t seen since 8th grade. 
 
Oh, oh, oh Drama erupted when Roz accidentally left Shauna at the church.  I’m sorry, but I think you have to hear the story live from her to find the humor.  Shauna was pissed and she was in her room explaining what happen to me (sidebar I left the church with her cousin, and Shauna was sitting next to Roz’s car)… (Paraphrasing) “Well I went to see if I could find Roz, so I went back down to see if she was still inside.  When I came back out she was pulling away.  So I started waving my arms like an idiot and running after the car”… (This is when Shauna proceeds to demonstrate by waving her arms for me)…”And I think Mary waved at me”… (Okay this is when I began to loose it and laugh uncontrollably.  At first I though that Shauna was just exaggerating about thinking that Mary waved, you know just to add effect on how stupid she felt, and how much it hurt her.  But it was the way she said it that made me laugh.  She was so super serious and super pissed that I just had to find out what was the dillieo for myself.  I went upstairs to ask Mary if she waved goodbye to Shauna.  After about a million attempts I managed to hold back my laughter enough to ask.  And then Mary said)… “I waved bye to someone.  There were so many people there I don’t know who I waved to, but I did wave to someone outside as we were leaving”… God even now I can’t stop laughing about it.  I just find it sooooo funny.  Not that Shauna got left, but how she described being left and Mary waving goodbye.  I know it’s wrong.  I guess you had to be there. 
 
Matt somehow convinced Toshia and Ginger to skip the pumpkin fest to hang out at a bar with him.  I got irked because those two made such a big deal about being able to go to the pumpkin fest in the first place and all of a sudden they don’t want to go anymore.  What is Matt the Pied Piper of the Pumpkin Festival?  (Rhetoric question) I felt bad, Shauna was so pissed that she didn’t want to go to the Pumpkin Festival.  Even if she didn’t want to go with to the pumpkin fest because she was mad at Roz she should at least gone out with her friends.  Toshia, Ginger and Matt were mad at Roz not Shauna.  Why let that get in the way of a good time?  (Another rhetoric question)  
 
Sooooooo at the pumpkin fest Mary (Roz & Shauna’s new little step sister)… (Side bar… I have this little joke with Roz, every time she gets mad at one of her sister’s I tell her that she loves her sister because she only has one spare.  So now I can let her wish ill on any one sister because now she has two spare sisters.)… It “didn’t rain” and Mary brought home “her” pumpkins Phil and Steve.  There were these little girls. I'm talking like 10 maybe 12 at the very most selling fried dough. They were bored so much that they started saying things like "I like to smoke once a week and get high at the dance". At the end of the night Roz tried to steal a car. Well she got so mad at her key less entry remote that she went to manually open the trunk. While bending over to plack "Mary's" pumpkin on the ground Roz happen to notice that the plates on the car she was trying to get into were not hers. We all look over and the next car (which was only less than a block away) had an open trunk and Roz's signature Zoroz tags. Awwww good times.  I was a little disappointed, but not sad that Tom was in Toronto and not at the festival, but at least we didn’t run into Jimmy, and his baby mama.