I am such a Charlotte

Okay I may not be as waspy as Charlotte, but out of all the Sex and the City gals I’m a Charlotte. I come off as such a badass, super hot chick. Yes I love to watch GOOD porn. And yes I love the strip clubs, receiving a lap dance from a sexy girl is super fun, but my shit is tighter than fort knox. Good luck getting into these jeans. I don’t know if I just have higher morals or what, but I just can’t get myself to engage in casual sex. I know lots of people do it. And there is sooo nothing wrong with it, but I just can’t do it. In fact I don’t think I can ever have sex again. That’s my punishment for believing stupid Mike and engaging in premarital sex. I knew it was wrong, and I sooooo regret it everyday. I should have waited. No man would want to marry me now that I’m no longer a virgin. Hell, no one wants used shoes, who wants a used pussy? And it’s a creepy thought to think that everything I know about sex I learned from some other man. I seriously doubt that guys enjoy knowing that fact. And can someone explain to me how to have sex and not feel attached? I don’t know how people can have casual sex. Or even sleep with more than one person. How does it feel? Does it feel like the first time, all over again? Is your head filled with many questions and doubts?
Another reason I’m such a Charlotte is that I don’t swear. I may think it, I may even write it, but you will not hear shit, fuck, asshole, cocksucker, cunt (does any female use this word)… well you get the point... leave my two lips.